best10 The End Of Year Graduation Speech Middle School Jokes
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Updated on: Apr 29 2025
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The inspirational quotes they drop during the speech are like fortune cookies without the cookie—a bit of wisdom wrapped in a crumpled piece of paper you'll forget about in five minutes.
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The longer the speech, the more you start to believe that the principal is secretly auditioning for a Broadway play. I mean, do we really need a dramatic pause after every sentence? Are we waiting for the middle school Oscar nominations?
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The moment they start reminiscing about the 'good old days' of the school year, you can't help but wonder if their version of the good old days involved sneaking into the teacher's lounge to binge on cafeteria food.
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And then there's always that one kid in the audience who takes the speech way too seriously, treating it like a TED Talk and nodding sagely at every word. Buddy, it's middle school, not a self-help seminar!
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You ever notice how every graduation speech has that one teacher who insists on sharing a personal anecdote about how they overcame adversity in middle school? Yeah, because we can all relate to surviving a locker combination crisis.
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You ever notice how the end-of-year graduation speech always starts with, "Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed faculty, parents, and the two kids who accidentally walked in thinking it's a snack break"?
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The moment they mention the word "future," you start looking around, trying to find yours, and then realize it's in your backpack next to the half-eaten sandwich you forgot about.
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The end-of-year graduation speech is like a roller coaster ride, filled with ups, downs, and that one teacher who insists on waving awkwardly from the sidelines. Just hold on tight and hope you don't throw up from too much nostalgia.
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The principal giving the speech is like the Gandalf of the school, except instead of saying, "You shall not pass," they're saying, "You shall not forget to return your library books.
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