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Why did the seal bring a pencil to the show? It wanted to draw a big applause!
Seal the Deal
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Seals are the ultimate wingmen of the ocean. They're like, Hey, buddy, I'll wing-flip for you, but you better bring back some top-quality fish. I'm not doing this for seaweed snacks, you hear me?
Seal's Got Talent
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Seals are like the ocean's version of entertainers. I'm waiting for the day they start their own talent show. Next up, Sammy the Seal with his mesmerizing rock balancing act. Take it away, Sammy!
Seal Yoga
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Have you ever seen a seal stretch? It's like they're practicing yoga with zero regard for personal space. If I tried that at the gym, people would be like, Excuse me, sir, this is not a sea life exhibit. Please step away from the treadmill.
Seal and Deliver
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I ordered a package online, and the delivery guy was a seal. I thought, Wow, they're really outsourcing everything these days. 'Special delivery brought to you by Flippers Express!' I hope my Amazon Prime membership covers aquatic postage.
Seal of Approval
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You ever notice how seals always look like they're giving you a judgmental stare? Like, they're the ocean's version of Simon Cowell. I give your swimming performance a 2 out of 10, darling. Could use more finesse.
Sealed with a Flipper
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I saw a seal at the zoo doing flips and tricks. I thought, Man, if I could do that, my dating profile would be on fire. 'Can balance a ball on my nose and my life, looking for someone who can do the same.'
Seal of Disapproval
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Seals have this look that says, I'm not mad; I'm just disappointed. I feel like if they were our parents, they'd be shaking their heads, going, You call that swimming? Back in my day, we glided through the water with style.
Sealception
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Seals have this incredible ability to sleep in the water and on land. I envy that skill. If I try napping in the bathtub, I end up with prune fingers and a disappointed roommate asking why I flooded the bathroom.
Seal the Enigma
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Seals are mysterious creatures. Scientists are still figuring out what goes on in their minds. I bet if we decoded their thoughts, it would be like, Day 267: Humans still think we're just cute. Little do they know we're plotting world domination, one adorable waddle at a time.
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