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The Marine Biologist
Trying to impress marine biologists with a unique seal fact, but they've heard it all.
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I tried one last time: "You know, seals have an incredible sense of smell." One marine biologist chuckled, "So do we, and we can smell a recycled joke from a mile away.
The Overenthusiastic Tourist
Trying to interact with seals at the beach and being completely oblivious to their disinterest.
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I thought I'd feed the seals some fish to make friends. I tossed a fish, and a seagull swooped down and stole it. The seals just stared at me like, "You're not helping our case, human.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing seals are secretly plotting world domination.
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I tried talking to a seal once, asking, "What's your plan?" It just stared at me, and I swear I heard it whisper, "If I told you, I'd have to seal your lips forever." I'm onto something here, folks!
The Seal Trainer
Dealing with a rebellious seal during a performance.
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I tried to teach a seal to high-five. Instead, it slapped me in the face. The audience erupted in laughter. I realized I was the punchline, and the seal was the true comedian in this circus.
The Animal Rights Activist
Debating the rights of seals while wearing a faux fur coat.
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I decided to go to a seal protest with a sign that read, "Save the Seals!" A hardcore activist approached me and asked, "Is that leather on your shoes?" I replied, "Yeah, but they're my 'walking on thin ice' shoes. Very thematic, right?" Spoiler alert: they didn't find it amusing.
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