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Why don't postage stamps ever feel stressed? They always stay glued together!
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I tried to make a postage stamp joke, but it didn't stick. Guess I need to work on my delivery!
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I heard the postage stamp started a band. Their hit song? 'Sticky Harmony'!
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Why did the postage stamp go to therapy? It had too many issues with attachment!
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My friend bet me I couldn't make a postage stamp joke. Well, the joke's on him—I delivered!
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Why did the postage stamp enroll in school? It wanted to learn how to stick to its studies!
Stamp Swagger
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Postage stamps act like they're these little rock stars, strutting their stuff on envelopes like they're walking the red carpet. I bet if stamps could talk, they'd say, Yeah, I'm the hottest thing on paper, and you better believe your letter just got an upgrade with my presence.
Stamp Marriage Counseling
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Have you ever tried separating two stamps stuck together without damaging them? It's like performing delicate surgery. I feel like a marriage counselor for stamps, trying to save their relationship. Come on, guys, you were meant to travel together, but you need some space!
Postage Stamp Bucket List
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Ever think about a postage stamp's bucket list? I bet their ultimate dream is to be on a postcard from a tropical paradise. One day, I want to see the world, not just the inside of a mailbox!
Postage Stamp Pickup Lines
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If postage stamps had pickup lines, they'd be the most straightforward and to the point. Picture this: Are you a letter? Because I'm sticking with you until you reach your destination.
Stamps Anonymous
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I imagine stamps have a support group where they gather to discuss the pressure of always being perfect. You know, a place where they can admit, Hi, I'm a stamp, and sometimes I stick to the wrong place. It's just so hard being flawless all the time!
The Rejected Stamp
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Imagine being the rejected design for a postage stamp. I bet it's like the stamp equivalent of not making the cut for a reality show. Sorry, your face is just not postal material. Maybe next year, try a more envelope-friendly smile.
Stamps in Therapy
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I wonder if postage stamps have therapy sessions where they talk about the trauma of being licked all the time. My human just slobbered all over me again. I need a break, doc!
The Stamp Rebellion
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I heard there's a rebellion among postage stamps against email. They're like, Enough with this digital nonsense! Bring back snail mail, or we're going on strike, and you'll never get a birthday card again!
The Postal Conspiracy
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You ever notice how postage stamps are like the Illuminati of the envelope world? I mean, they're these tiny, mysterious symbols that secretly control whether your letter reaches grandma on time or gets lost in postal Bermuda Triangle. I'm convinced there's a secret society of stamps plotting world domination in the back of the post office.
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