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The Forgetful Sender
Constantly forgetting to put stamps on mail and dealing with the consequences
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Forgot the stamp again, and the postman handed it back, shaking his head. I told him, "Come on, man, just sneak it into someone else's mailbox. Let's make this a surprise delivery for them!
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that postage stamps hold the key to a global conspiracy
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I found a stamp with an upside-down airplane. Clearly, it's a secret message from the post office pilots: "We're tired of flying straight; let's turn this whole delivery system upside down!
The Collector
Trying to explain to people why collecting stamps is cooler than it sounds
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Someone said, "You must have a stamp worth a fortune!" I replied, "Yeah, it's worth a fortune in satisfaction, knowing I've got the most organized hobby in the world. Move over, chaos!
The Post Office Employee
Dealing with customers who think the stamp is the price of admission to a magic show
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Had a customer complain that the stamp didn't taste like chocolate. I said, "Sir, it's not a Willy Wonka creation; it's a postage stamp. Please don't lick the magic out of it!
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