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Mufasa's advice about the circle of life is all well and good, but has anyone else noticed that animals in The Lion King don't seem to worry about taxes? I'd like to see Simba try to claim Pumbaa as a dependent.
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Mufasa is the original ghost dad. He's giving advice from beyond the grave, but let's be real, if I started hearing my dad's voice in the clouds, I'd probably check myself into therapy.
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Mufasa is the king of vague advice. "Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom." Okay, Mufasa, but can you be more specific? Does that include the Taco Bell across the street?
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Mufasa had this whole dramatic scene with Simba about the circle of life. I'm just over here trying to figure out my Wi-Fi password. Maybe Mufasa should've given me a pep talk about the circle of resetting the router.
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Mufasa's parenting style is a bit questionable. He tells Simba to avoid the shadowy place, and that's where Scar hangs out. Maybe Mufasa should've been more specific, like, "Simba, avoid the dark alleys, especially the one with the hyena hangout.
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Mufasa is like the original helicopter parent. He's up there in the clouds, watching Simba's every move. I bet he's the reason Simba didn't have any friends growing up. "Don't play with those hyenas, Simba, they're a bad influence!
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Mufasa is like the original motivational speaker. "Simba, you have forgotten me." Yeah, Mufasa, it's hard to remember you when you're not paying my rent or doing my laundry.
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Mufasa's ghost is basically the original life coach. He's like, "Simba, you must take your place in the circle of life." I could use a life coach like that. "You must take your place in the circle of doing laundry and paying bills.
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You ever notice how Mufasa from The Lion King gives the most useless advice? "Remember who you are." Thanks, Mufasa, but I'm not trying to find myself, I'm just trying to find my car keys.
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