5 Jokes For Morgue

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Updated on: May 05 2025

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I told my friend I got a job at the morgue. He said, 'That's a dead-end career.' I said, 'Exactly!
I asked the morgue attendant if he ever gets cold. He said, 'Only when I'm on the autopsy slab.
I asked the morgue employee if they had a 401. They said, 'No, we're more into 24/7s.
I told my friend I got a job at the morgue, and he said, 'That's a grave decision.
I thought about becoming a morgue security guard, but I heard the job was dead boring.

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