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Why did the lemur start a fashion line? It had a great sense of style, and it knew how to spot a good tail-or!
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Why did the lemur bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
Lemur Nightlife
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Do lemurs party? I can imagine them hitting the clubs, but instead of dancing, they're just swinging from the chandeliers. And forget about ordering drinks; lemurs bring their own supply of fermented fruit. It's like a rave in the rainforest, but with more tail-spinning and less glow sticks.
Lemur Fashion Trends
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Have you guys noticed lemurs' fashion sense? It's like they raided the '80s and decided leg warmers were the height of lemur chic. I told one of them, Dude, the '80s called; they want their neon socks back. The lemur just stared at me like, I'm bringing it back, man!
Lemur Fitness Regimen
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Ever wonder about lemur workout routines? I picture them doing yoga in the jungle, trying to master the downward-facing lemur pose. But let's be honest, lemurs, if you want those biceps, you've got to lift more than just leaves. Maybe invest in some coconuts, you know?
Lemur Tech Support
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Can you imagine lemurs running a tech support hotline? Hello, this is Lemur Support. Have you tried turning your branch off and on again? No? Well, that's your problem. Lemurs know best when it comes to tree-tech.
Lemur Musical Talents
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I heard lemurs are forming their own band. They call themselves The Ringtail Rockers. Their hit single? Serenade of the Rainforest. I'm not sure if it's a chart-topper, but lemurs are convinced it's a jungle anthem.
Lemur Love Woes
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You know, lemurs are like the hopeless romantics of the animal kingdom. I saw one at the zoo trying to impress his lemur crush with a dance. It was less 'Dirty Dancing' and more 'Awkward Twerking.' I've never seen a lemur get friend-zoned so fast; even the zookeeper felt sorry for the little guy.
Lemur Selfie Struggles
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You ever try taking a selfie with a lemur? It's like trying to coordinate a photoshoot with a furry acrobat. They're all over the place, doing backflips and striking poses you didn't even know were possible. It's not a selfie; it's a lemur performance art project.
Lemur Job Interviews
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I imagine lemurs have a tough time at job interviews. The interviewer asks, What's your greatest strength? and the lemur's like, I excel at staring dramatically into the distance and contemplating the meaning of life. Yeah, lemurs, that's a real resume booster.
Lemur Parenting Tips
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I heard lemurs are very protective parents. If you mess with a lemur's kid, they give you this intense glare that says, I will throw leaves at you until you regret every life choice you've ever made. Lemur parenting: turning over a new leaf, literally.
Lemur Dating Apps
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I bet lemurs would struggle with dating apps. Their profile pictures would all be them hanging upside down, and their bio would say, Looking for someone to share bananas with and enjoy sunsets from treetops. Swipe right if you're into branch swinging and deep conversations about life.
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