5 Jokes For I Hardly Know Her

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 30 2025

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The Forgetful Friend

Trying to remember someone you hardly know
She said, 'You never remember anything about me!' I replied, 'Well, you're the one who called me yesterday, and I had to ask, 'Who's speaking?' I'm just trying to be thorough.

The Workplace Acquaintance

Working with someone you hardly know
She keeps leaving post-it notes on my desk. I appreciate the effort, but I can't remember if I'm supposed to be taking her cat to the vet or returning her library books.

The Neighborly Stranger

Living next to someone you hardly know
She asked me to water her plants while she's away. I agreed, but I have no idea what her plants look like. So, now I'm watering every plant on the floor, just to be safe.

The Blind Date Enigma

Going on a blind date with someone you hardly know
She asked about my hobbies, and I panicked. 'Hobbies? Well, I'm really good at scrolling through Netflix and pretending to understand contemporary art. Oh, and I can eat a whole pizza by myself.' She left after the appetizers.

The Social Media Stranger

Navigating the online world of people you hardly know
She messaged me saying, 'Long time, no see!' Yeah, because I've never seen you. I replied, 'Yeah, I've been busy binge-watching shows about people I actually know.

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