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Why did the golfing wife bring a map to the course? She heard it was easy to get lost in the fairway!
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Why did the golfing wife bring a purse to the course? In case she got a hole-in-one, she wanted to bag the moment!
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Why did the golfing wife bring extra socks? In case she got a hole in one!
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Why did the golfing wife start a gardening club? She wanted to practice her swing and plant some 'divots'!
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Why did the golfing wife always carry a pencil? For drawing birdies on the scorecard!
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Why did the golfing wife bring a ladder to the course? She heard the course was full of holes-in-one!
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Why did the golfing wife refuse to play hide and seek? She was tired of always being under par!
The Golf Widow
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My wife is a golf widow, but instead of mourning, she's out there on the green, swinging away. I'll be in the living room, hearing, Honey, I’m going to practice my backswing! Next thing I know, I'm ducking from a pretend ball in the comfort of my own home. I've never been safer from a golf ball indoors!
Golfing Wife Woes
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You know, I realized my wife loves golf more than me. I mean, she's got this uncanny ability to sink a putt on the green but can't seem to find where I left my socks at home. I guess her golfing skills are a hole-in-one, but when it comes to finding things around the house, it's a whiff every time!
Golfing Lingo
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My wife's golf obsession is changing our whole language at home. I'll ask her how her day was, and she responds, I scored a birdie on the 9th hole! I'm just trying to figure out if that's good or bad news for dinner plans. I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm in a relationship with a golf commentator!
Golf or Gold?
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I asked my wife, Do you love golf more than anything? She replied, Of course not, I love you more than anything! Then she paused and added, But golf is a close second. And here I thought I was competing with diamonds for her affection. Turns out, it's just clubs and tees!
The Golf Whisperer
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My wife's developed this incredible talent. She can read greens like a fortune teller reads palms. But ask her to interpret my facial expressions, and suddenly, she's stumped! I guess I need to start wearing golf-themed emotions if I want her to understand me better. Honey, if I raise an iron, it doesn't mean I'm about to tee off an argument!
Golf vs. Love
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I've come to terms with the fact that my wife's love for golf might just outweigh her love for me. I mean, she's out there on the fairway, shouting, Fore! with passion, while I'm at home whispering, Amour, trying to get her attention. The only time she's looking at me with love in her eyes is when she's lining up her putt!
The Golfing Guru
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My wife's golf skills are astonishing! She's got the perfect swing, the finesse with every club, and a GPS in her head for locating lost balls. It's like she's a golfing guru with a secret sixth sense. Meanwhile, I'm the guy who forgets to yell Fore! when I toss something to her from across the room!
The Caddy's Life
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I'm convinced my wife sees me as her personal caddy rather than her husband. She's there, asking for club advice and strategic tips while I'm just trying to remember where I left my car keys. Who knew for better or for worse meant reading greens and carrying bags?
Fore-midable Opponent
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My wife took up golf recently, and I thought, Great, maybe we'll have a new shared hobby. Turns out, on the golf course, she's a total pro! Meanwhile, I swing and miss more times than a rookie in a batting cage. Who knew I'd have to book a tee time just to spend quality time with my fore-midable opponent?
Tee-Time Tensions
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They say marriage is all about compromise, right? Well, my wife and I compromised. She gets her tee time, and I get... well, I get to carry the bags and drive the cart! That's our compromise: her golfing passion and my chauffeur services. I should get a caddy's cap for all the driving I do!
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