5 Jokes For Golfing Wife

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Updated on: May 03 2025

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The Golfing Therapist

Counseling couples through their golf-related issues.
A client told me his wife complained about his golf addiction. I said, 'Why not compromise? Instead of 18 holes, go for 9. And if she still complains, at least you'll have time to work on your short game.'

The Golfing Widow

When your spouse is married to the golf course more than you.
My wife asked me if I wanted to spice up our love life. I suggested adding some golf-themed role play. She said, 'Great, I'll be the caddy, and you can carry my bags.' I didn't see that bunker coming.

The Golf Course Marriage Counselor

Juggling golf course etiquette and marital issues.
A husband complained to me that his wife never understands his love for golf. I told him, 'Maybe you need to express your feelings more clearly. Say something like, 'Honey, you're my 19th hole, and golf is just my way of getting there.'

The Golf Widow's Revenge

Turning the golf obsession into a playful retaliation.
My husband spends more time on the golf course than at home. So, I decided to learn about golf to connect with him. Now, every time he talks about a birdie, I show him my impeccable knowledge of ornithology. His golf buddies love my bird facts; he's not so thrilled.

The Golfing Marriage Referee

Settling disputes on the golf course and at home.
Couples often ask me to settle disputes during their golf rounds. I tell them, 'In golf, like in marriage, compromise is crucial. So, if you can't agree on the scorecard, maybe try a joint bank account instead.'

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