7 Jokes For Claw

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Updated on: Apr 30 2025

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I tried to make a claw joke, but it was a bit of a reach!
I thought about getting a pet crab, but I was afraid it would be too shellfish and not share its secrets!
I asked a lobster for investment advice, but it just told me to be shellfish and keep my claws on my money!
I entered a claw-juggling competition. It was a toss-up between me and a lobster – we both got a little pinchy!
I tried to teach my cat to do tricks with a claw machine. It didn't go well – the cat just wanted to play!
I joined a claw choir, but it was hard to concentrate because everyone kept pinching the wrong notes!
I accidentally stepped on a crab's claw. Now it's limping – talk about a pinch in the foot!

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