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Trying to find something in my closet is like playing a game of hide and seek with a bat. I swear, it's always hanging out in the corner, waiting to give me a heart attack when I'm searching for my favorite shirt. Thanks for the wardrobe jump scare, Bat-friend!
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Bats are like the ninjas of the animal kingdom. They're silent, fly at night, and suddenly appear out of nowhere. I want that kind of entrance at my next party – just swoop in from the shadows, and everyone's like, "Who invited Batman?
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Why do they call it "batting your eyelashes"? I mean, bats don't really have long, fluttery eyelashes. If they did, maybe Batman wouldn't need the mask; he'd just bat his eyelashes, and the bad guys would surrender immediately. Talk about a superhero makeover!
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Bats are basically the only mammals that can fly. They're like the overachievers of the animal kingdom. Meanwhile, the rest of us are stuck on the ground, clapping like, "Well done, bats. Show-offs.
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Have you ever noticed how excited kids get when they see a baseball bat for the first time? It's like they've just discovered a magical wand. "Expecto homerun-um!" I swear, they treat it with more reverence than Harry Potter treats his broomstick.
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You ever accidentally hit your own thumb with a hammer while hanging a bat house? Suddenly, you're not an amateur carpenter; you're a method actor practicing for a horror film audition. "Ouch! That was for the dramatic effect, totally intentional.
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Hanging a bat house in your backyard is like putting up a vacancy sign for tiny, winged tenants. I imagine bats having tiny suitcases, discussing their favorite flight routes, and arguing about who gets the top bunk. "Sorry, I called dibs on the bat cave!
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Why do we call it a baseball bat? Shouldn't it be called a baseball stick? I mean, when was the last time you heard someone say, "Watch out, he's got a stick!" Unless you're in a forest, then that's a completely different problem.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a new bat for your home. But then you realize it's not a cool, sleek superhero gadget; it's just a fly swatter. Disappointment level: Gotham City.
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