5 Jokes For Bat

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Updated on: Apr 30 2025

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Batman and Robin

The dynamic between Batman and his sidekick, Robin
I bet Batman sometimes regrets the choice of a sidekick. 'Can't we have a silent mode on the crime-fighting? I love you, Robin, but stealth isn't your strong suit.'

Baseball

Confusion between a bat and a baseball bat
Tried playing baseball with an actual bat once. Let's just say it's hard to hit a home run when your bat's hanging upside down and screeching.

Batman

Living a double life as a superhero and a billionaire
Dating as Batman? Nightmare. 'I have to go, something's come up' is my go-to excuse. Can't really explain that 'something' is a supervillain threatening the city.

Echo Location

The reliance of bats on echolocation
If humans had echolocation, finding your way in a mall would be easy. But beware of the discounts. 'I don't need another shirt.' ping 'Oh, but 50% off!'

Vampire Bat

The stereotype of vampire bats as bloodsuckers
Imagine the job interview for a vampire bat. 'So, what are your skills?' 'I'm excellent at aerial acrobatics and have a talent for making necks nervous.'

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