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Why did the nihilist take up gardening? Because he wanted to embrace the nothingness in bloom.
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Why did the philosophy professor break up with Nietzsche? Because he said their relationship lacked the will to power.
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Why did Nietzsche start a bakery? Because he believed in the 'will to flour.
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Why did Nietzsche become a chef? Because he believed in the eternal recurrence of good taste.
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Why did Nietzsche become a gardener? Because he believed in cultivating his own Über-bloom.
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I tried to tell a Nietzsche joke at a party, but everyone thought I was just being 'Übermensch' with my humor.
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Nietzsche believed in the 'will to truth.' I believe in the 'will to snooze.' Especially when my alarm clock goes off in the morning. The truth can wait; my beauty sleep cannot!
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Nietzsche and I have something in common - we both believe that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But have you ever tried surviving a Monday morning without coffee? That's a real test of strength!
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Nietzsche once said, 'Without music, life would be a mistake.' I agree! Especially when my neighbors decide to throw a karaoke party at 2 AM. Nietzsche didn't mention that part, did he?
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I tried explaining Nietzsche's concept of the 'eternal return' to my cat. He just stared at me, unimpressed. Clearly, my cat is not a fan of philosophical discussions or maybe he's just waiting for the eternal return of his favorite flavor of catnip.
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I told my friend about Nietzsche's 'amor fati,' the love of fate. She said, 'If fate loves me, it should send me a pizza.' Nietzsche might not have seen that one coming - the pizza delivery as the ultimate expression of destiny!
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Nietzsche talked about the 'Übermensch,' the Superman. I'm still waiting for mine to show up and do my laundry. Turns out, the 'Superman' might be on a permanent vacation.
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Nietzsche talked about the eternal recurrence, the idea that life repeats itself infinitely. I don't know about you, but if I have to relive my teenage years, I might just choose the option where I pretend to be sick every Monday morning.
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Nietzsche said, 'He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.' Well, Nietzsche, I fought with a stubborn jar of pickles yesterday, and let me tell you, I now identify as a pickle monster.
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I was reading Nietzsche the other day, and he said, 'He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.' Well, my 'why' is avoiding traffic during rush hour. I'll bear any 'how' to make it home in time for Netflix and snacks!
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