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Have you ever tried explaining Nietzsche's philosophy at a dinner party? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. You end up sounding smart but leave everyone completely confused.
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Nietzsche believed in the power of self-overcoming. I've tried it at the gym. Turns out, the only thing I've overcome is my ability to walk properly the next day.
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Nietzsche talked about the will to power. I think he'd be impressed by toddlers – tiny humans with a sheer determination to prove gravity wrong, one wobbly step at a time.
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Nietzsche would probably have a field day analyzing social media. It's like the eternal recurrence of the same selfie with different filters - a never-ending cycle of self-adoration.
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Nietzsche talked about the abyss staring back at you. I think he was referring to that moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone through the gap in the bathroom stall. It's a stare that transcends time and space.
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Nietzsche said, "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster." I wonder if he was talking about those people who get a bit too competitive during board games.
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Nietzsche said, "All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking." But I bet he never had to dodge pedestrians while lost in thought and walking down a busy street.
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Nietzsche once said, "God is dead." Clearly, he never saw the panic that ensues when the Wi-Fi goes down in a crowded coffee shop.
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You know, reading Nietzsche is like going on an emotional rollercoaster. One minute you're inspired to conquer the world, and the next you're questioning if your cat sees you as its superior being.
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