7 Jokes For Longest

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Updated on: Apr 29 2025

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I asked the librarian if they had a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!
I asked the waiter for a quick joke with my dinner. He said, 'Sorry, we don't serve fast food here!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
I told my friend a joke about construction. It took him a while to build up a laugh!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I started a band called 1023 MB. We haven't gotten a gig yet; we're still waiting for that one megabyte!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

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