5 Jokes For Longest

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 29 2025

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The Novelist

Writing the longest novel ever
My book is so thick that it has its own gravitational pull. I'm just hoping readers don't get stuck in orbit around chapter 17.

The Marathon Runner

Dealing with the longest race of your life
I tried to break up with my treadmill, but it told me I couldn't just leave without proper cooldown and stretching. It's a committed relationship.

The Commuter

Surviving the longest commute ever
My commute is so long that my GPS started sending me birthday cards. It's like, "Congratulations! You've circled the Earth for the 50th time this year. Happy commuting anniversary!

The Tech Support Agent

Resolving the longest call in the history of customer service
If patience were a superpower, tech support agents would be superheroes. We navigate through the longest calls, decoding mysteries like IT Sherlock Holmes.

The Waiter

Serving customers during the longest shift ever
Customers who ask for the check right after finishing their meal are like the overachievers of dining – they treat restaurants like they're speed-eating championships.

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