5 Kids Under 5 Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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My toddler asked, 'Why is the sun so bright?' I replied, 'It's showing off because it knows you're awake.
I asked my daughter if she could do a cartwheel. She said, 'Of course, just not on a full stomach.
My son asked me, 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?' I said, 'I don't think they'll fit me.
My daughter said she wanted to be an astronaut. I told her the sky's the limit!
My toddler asked, 'Can I watch TV?' I replied, 'Sure, but only if it's a cooking show. I need someone to explain to me why my kitchen looks like a war zone.

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