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The Bathroom Supervisor
Balancing the need for privacy with the child's belief that the bathroom is a spectator sport
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I asked my toddler why they follow me into the bathroom. They said, "I'm just making sure you're doing it right, Mom." I now have a potty consultant on staff.
The Naptime Negotiator
The struggle between desperately needing a nap and refusing to take one
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My toddler says they're not tired, but the way they're rubbing their eyes is like watching a tiny DJ scratching a record. Naptime remix!
The Toddler Tactician
Trying to assert independence while being utterly dependent
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I asked my toddler if they wanted to dress themselves. They said yes, then put underwear on their head. Independence achieved!
The Toy Hoarder
Clinging to every toy as if it's the key to world peace
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I tried explaining minimalism to my toddler, and they responded by hiding all their toys. Now my house looks like a crime scene, and the suspect is a three-year-old.
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