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The Conspiracy Theorist Jonas
Jonas, the guy who thinks every mundane thing is part of a grand conspiracy.
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Jonas thinks the birds are spying on us. He said, "Ever notice they're always on power lines, listening in?" I said, "Jonas, if birds are spies, they need a new training program because they've been tweeting our secrets for years.
The Nosy Neighbor
Jonas, the neighbor who knows everything but should mind his own business.
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I told Jonas I was going on vacation, and he said, "Mind if I water your plants?" I said, "Sure, if you don't mind them suddenly becoming cacti. I'm not falling for your green thumb espionage, Jonas.
The Tech Guru Jonas
Jonas, the friend who believes every tech problem can be solved with a reboot.
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I asked Jonas for advice on my slow internet, and he said, "Just unplug the router for 30 seconds." I did it, and now my neighbors hate me because apparently, I reset their Wi-Fi passwords too. Thanks, Jonas.
The Time-Traveling Jonas
Jonas, the friend who claims to have visited the future and gives unsolicited advice from it.
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According to Jonas, in the future, we communicate through telepathy. I told him I'm not ready for that. He said, "You will be, trust me." I think I'll stick to texting, Jonas. My thoughts are not that interesting.
The Fitness Freak Jonas
Jonas, the neighbor who turns every conversation into a discussion about his workout routine.
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Jonas tried to convince me to join his intense workout program. I said, "Jonas, I can't even commit to a Netflix series. You want me to commit to a workout that sounds like a medieval torture routine? No, thanks.
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