6 College Graduates Jokes

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Updated on: May 03 2025

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Why don't college graduates ever get tired? They know how to take breaks between syllabus!
What did one college graduate say to another? 'We've officially graduated from ramen noodles to slightly fancier noodles!
Why did the college graduate bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw attention!
What did the job say to the college graduate? You're hired, you have a degree in excellence!
I told my friend I graduated with honors. He said, 'Wow, you must be really good at throwing your cap in the air.
I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian after college. They laughed, and now I have student loans to pay off.

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