6 Jokes For Buddhist Monk

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Updated on: May 02 2025

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I asked a Buddhist monk if he believed in ghosts. He said, 'Only when I can't find my Zen remote.
Why did the Buddhist monk bring a ladder to meditation class? He wanted to reach the next level of enlightenment.
I asked a Buddhist monk if he ever gets angry. He said, 'Of course, but I just let it go.' I guess you could say he's a master of 'unattachment' issues.
I asked a Buddhist monk if he ever gets tired of meditation. He replied, 'It's not the sitting that's tiring; it's the enlightenment traffic.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the computer programmer? 'You must learn to code your mind for inner peace.
I told a Buddhist monk a joke about meditation. He said, 'It's all about the 'om' factor.

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