5 Jokes For Buddhist Monk

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Updated on: May 02 2025

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Buddhist Monk's Meditation Struggles

Trying to achieve enlightenment amidst distractions
Buddhist monks meditate for hours, and I can barely sit through a three-minute YouTube ad without losing my focus. I guess my mantra is "Skip Ad.

Buddhist Monk's Fitness Routine

Balancing tranquility with physical exercise
Buddhist monks have their own workout videos. It's just an hour of them silently standing perfectly still. "Feel the burn...of inner peace.

Buddhist Monk's Dating Life

Seeking love while maintaining detachment
Dating tip from a Buddhist monk: "If someone ghosted you, just remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, they're just a tiny blip on your karma radar.

Buddhist Monk's Fast Food Dilemma

Maintaining a simple diet in a world of fast food
I asked a Buddhist monk about his cheat day diet. He said, "On my cheat day, I let go of attachments... to gluten. Pizza is my path to self-discovery.

Buddhist Monk in the Modern World

Navigating technology and social media while embracing simplicity
Buddhist monks don't use Twitter. They believe in the art of thoughtful silence, unlike the rest of us who tweet about our breakfast choices. "Achieved oneness with cereal today. #EnlightenedOatmeal

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