5 Jokes For Washer

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 14 2025

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Washer Wisdom

Deciphering the mystery of the last person who used the washer
There should be a manual on washer etiquette. Rule one: Check your pockets. Rule two: Empty the lint trap. Rule three: Don't hog the machine!

Tech Troubles

Trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on the washer's control panel
Why do washers have so many buttons? I just want clean clothes, not a crash course in rocket science!

Laundry Day Drama

The eternal struggle of socks disappearing in the washer
The washer is the world's most successful matchmaker—matching socks with a one-way ticket to solitude.

Roommate Rumble

Sharing a washer with roommates who never empty it
The only way to solve the roommate washer issue is to install a speaker that screams, "Empty me!" until someone retrieves their clothes.

Relationship Woes

Arguments over whose turn it is to do the laundry
The real relationship milestone isn’t the first date or meeting the parents—it's the first time you both tackle a washer full of mixed colors and whites.

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