7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About wasabi

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I tried making wasabi ice cream. It was a chilling experience!

I told my doctor I accidentally ate too much wasabi. He said, 'You might feel a bit of a burning sensation... in your wallet!

I met someone who's addicted to wasabi. They say it's a hot habit to kick!

I accidentally used wasabi instead of toothpaste. My mouth felt awake all day!

Why did the wasabi get a ticket? It was driving a little too hot!

Why did the sushi chef bring extra wasabi to work? Just in case things got a little fishy!

I tried making wasabi-flavored chocolate. It was an interesting blend of spicy and sweet!

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