6 Jokes For Waiter

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Updated on: May 01 2025

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I told the waiter I didn't like my dessert. He said, 'Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too, but I can get you another one!
I told the waiter my steak was too rare. He said, 'Well, it's not Jurassic Park rare, but I can ask the chef to dial it back a bit!
I asked the waiter for a quick joke with my meal. He said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we only serve jokes here, not fast food!
I told the waiter I wanted my steak well done. He said, 'Sorry, we can't do that. Our grill only goes up to 500 degrees, not eternity!
I told the waiter my soup was too hot. He said, 'Sir, that's just the alphabet soup. It's still simmering through the ABCs!
I asked the waiter if they had any specialties. He said, 'Our specialty is making you forget you ever asked!

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