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Why did the volunteer refuse to play hide and seek? Because good deeds are meant to be seen by everyone!
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What's a volunteer's favorite type of sandwich? Anything with extra 'volunteer-tomatoes'!
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Why did the volunteer go to the comedy show? They heard laughter is the best medicine, and they wanted to share the prescription!
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I asked the volunteer if they were a magician. They said, 'No, but I can make hunger disappear with a can of soup!
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Why did the volunteer bring a map to the fundraiser? They wanted to navigate the path to success – and maybe find the treasure along the way!
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Why did the volunteer bring a ladder to the charity event? Because they heard it was a high-impact opportunity!
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What did the volunteer bring to the beach? Buckets and spades – they heard it was a shore way to make a difference!
Volunteer or Voluntold?
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I got voluntold to help organize the office party. Yeah, voluntold – that's when they ask for volunteers, but you really have no choice. It's like, Hey, who wants to help plan the party? And before I could even raise my hand, they said, Great! You're in charge. Next time, I'll volunteer to stay far, far away.
The Overachieving Volunteer
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I signed up to volunteer at the local animal shelter. The coordinator told me, We need someone to walk the dogs. I thought, Easy enough. But then they handed me a map of the neighborhood and said, And here are the dogs' favorite spots. I didn't sign up for a canine tour guide job!
Volunteering for Time Travel
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I volunteered for a time travel experiment. They handed me a manual and said, Just press this button. So, I pressed it, and now I'm stuck in the 17th century. Turns out, time travel isn't as easy as pressing a button; it's more like a one-way ticket to awkward conversations with people in corsets.
Volunteer Chef's Special
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I volunteered to cook for a charity event. They said, We need someone to make a dish that's unforgettable. So, I made a batch of my infamous spaghetti. The unforgettable part? Everyone remembered the taste because it was unforgettable how much it tasted like cardboard. I think my spaghetti is now being used as a deterrent at culinary schools.
The Reluctant Volunteer
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You know, they say volunteering is good for the soul. I volunteered once. Once. The only thing I successfully volunteered for was a lifetime membership in the Avoiding Responsibilities Club. Turns out, they have a lifetime supply of excuses, and I'm their star member.
The Ungrateful Volunteer
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I volunteered to help clean up the community park. As a token of appreciation, they gave me a certificate. It was a certificate of participation. You know you've hit rock bottom when even the certificate mocks your level of commitment.
Volunteering for Tech Support
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I volunteered to help my parents with their computer issues. Big mistake. Now, every time their Wi-Fi blinks, they call me. I'm basically on call 24/7. I've become the IT guy of the family, and my salary is paid in questionable homemade cookies. Is this the tech support life I signed up for?
Volunteering for Healthy Living
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I decided to volunteer for a health study. They said they needed someone to test the effects of laughter on stress levels. So, I laughed my way through the entire study. The results? Apparently, uncontrollable laughter is not a recognized stress-management technique. But hey, at least I got a good ab workout!
Volunteer Therapy Session
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I decided to volunteer for a therapy group. They said, We need someone to share their deepest fears. So, naturally, I volunteered my fear of commitment. The therapist said, That's not what we meant, and now I'm committed to attending therapy every week. Irony, my friends.
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