8 Jokes For Ups

One Liners

Updated on: Apr 29 2025

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! ➕➖✖️➗
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! ☠️
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field, always looking up! 🌾
I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist! ☁️
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y! 🤷‍♂️
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet! ➖

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