bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Biologist's Dilemma
When Unidan is your wingman at the bar
0
0
Unidan once told me, "Flirting is a lot like ecosystem dynamics—balance is key." I tried that, but apparently, too much nitrogen in the conversation is a turn-off.
Unidan's Kitchen Catastrophes
Unidan attempting to cook in the kitchen
0
0
Unidan tried making a soufflé, and he said, "It's all about maintaining cellular integrity, just like in living organisms." My soufflé looked more like a failed experiment from a high school biology class.
The Tech Guru's Perspective
Unidan trying to understand modern technology
0
0
Unidan tried to set up a smart home system, and now my thermostat thinks it's in the Amazon rainforest, and the lights mimic a daylight cycle. I live in a constant state of tropical confusion.
The Stand-Up Snob's Nightmare
Unidan stepping into the world of high-brow comedy
0
0
Unidan's idea of a sophisticated joke is a taxidermy pun. I told him, "That's dead humor." He said, "Exactly!" I guess that's one way to bury the punchline.
Unidan as the Relationship Advisor
Seeking relationship advice from Unidan
0
0
Unidan suggested I use scientific names to express affection. So, I looked at my date and said, "You really stimulate my oxytocin receptors." She replied, "You just activated my 'unmatched' receptors.
Post a Comment