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Clumsy Unicyclist
Constantly falling off and struggling to maintain balance.
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I fell off my unicycle so many times that my neighbors think I'm reenacting a scene from a slapstick comedy every morning. I call it "Breakfast with a side of unicycle acrobatics.
Unicycle Enthusiast
Struggling to convince friends it's a legitimate mode of transportation.
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I love riding my unicycle, but my friends don't get it. They're all into fancy cars and motorcycles. I told them my unicycle has zero emissions, and they looked at me like I just claimed it runs on unicorn farts.
Unicycle Daredevil
Facing skepticism about performing dangerous stunts on a unicycle.
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I told my mom I'm pursuing a career as a unicycle daredevil. She said, "Couldn't you have picked something safer, like being a stunt double for a sloth?
Unicycle Salesman
Trying to convince people that a unicycle is a practical purchase.
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Trying to sell a unicycle is like trying to sell a one-legged cat—you really have to highlight the uniqueness. "It's not about the number of wheels; it's about the courage to ride with just one!
Unicycle in a Car World
Feeling out of place among conventional vehicles.
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I got pulled over by the cops on my unicycle. They asked, "Do you know why we stopped you?" I said, "Because you've never seen a unicycle obeying traffic rules before?" They gave me a ticket and a standing ovation.
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