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Why did Tammy bring a mirror to the restaurant? So she could see the 'menu' reflected!
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Why did Tammy wear glasses in the art gallery? She wanted to 'frame' the paintings!
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What happened when Tammy got locked out of her house? She had to take up the chimney as her new door!
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Why did Tammy go to the library with a ladder? Because she wanted to climb the 'book' charts!
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Why did Tammy bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Tammy bring a belt to the orchestra? She heard they needed some 'harmony'!
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Why did Tammy go to the bank with a basketball? She wanted to dribble some cents!
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Why did Tammy take a spoon to the desert? She wanted to make a sand-wich!
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Why did Tammy become an astronaut? She wanted to find the ultimate space for her humor!
Tammy's DIY Projects
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Tammy's into DIY projects. She once tried fixing a leaky faucet. Now we have a fountain in the kitchen. I told her, Tammy, we're not upgrading, we're drowning!
Tammy's Superpower: Misplacing Things
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Tammy's superpower is misplacing things. You ask her where your keys are, and she's like, Well, I haven't seen them since last year! Yeah, Tammy, I'm looking for my car keys, not a time capsule.
Tammy, the Pet Whisperer
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Tammy thinks she's a pet whisperer. She talks to animals like they're fluent in English. I caught her having a full conversation with a goldfish. I asked her what they talked about, and she said, Deep philosophical stuff, you know, underwater enlightenment.
Tammy's DIY Haircuts
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Tammy decided to cut her hair at home. She ended up with a hairstyle that's a mix of Edward Scissorhands and abstract art. I asked her if she regrets it, and she said, Regret? I call it a hairvolution!
Tammy's Fitness Journey
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Tammy started a fitness journey. She bought a treadmill. It's now a very expensive clothes hanger. I asked her why, and she said, I prefer my cardio in the form of Netflix marathons. Tammy, the fitness guru.
Tammy's Cooking Adventures
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Tammy tried cooking once. She made a casserole that looked like it survived a natural disaster. I asked her what was in it, and she said, Ingredients? Who needs those? Tammy, the avant-garde chef.
Tammy's Social Media Wisdom
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Tammy's advice on social media is something else. She told me, If you want more followers, just post pictures of your lunch every day. I did it, and now I have a fan base of hungry food critics. Thanks, Tammy.
Tammy's Paranormal Investigations
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Tammy's into paranormal investigations. She bought a ghost-hunting kit online. Now, every time there's a strange noise, she walks around the house with a flashlight, looking like a confused detective in a horror movie. Tammy, the ghostbuster with a touch of comedy.
Tammy's Fashion Sense
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Tammy has a unique fashion sense. She once wore mismatched shoes to a party. When someone pointed it out, she said, I'm just trying to keep life interesting, one step at a time. Tammy, the trendsetter.
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