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My mom keeps telling me it's time to settle down and find a nice partner. I just want to know where this magical land of "settling down" is because it sounds like a place where laundry folds itself and dishes magically disappear.
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You know you're officially an adult when "settling down" goes from being something you do at a sleepover to something you desperately hope to achieve in your love life.
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Settling down is like assembling furniture from IKEA. You start with excitement, follow the instructions (or not), encounter a few unexpected challenges, and eventually, you hope it all holds together.
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They say you should settle down in your 30s. Well, I'm in my 30s, and the only thing I've settled is the debate on whether to order pizza or Chinese for dinner.
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I recently moved into a new apartment, and the neighbors told me, "It's a quiet neighborhood; people like to settle down here." Little did I know, "settling down" is just a polite way of saying they all go to bed at 8 PM!
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The concept of settling down is strange. I mean, who decided that sitting on the same couch every night, watching the same TV shows, and arguing about whose turn it is to do the dishes is the epitome of happiness?
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I tried to settle down once, but my couch and I had irreconcilable differences. It preferred to stay in the living room, and I preferred to binge-watch Netflix in bed.
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Settling down is like a game of musical chairs, except instead of a chair, you're frantically searching for someone willing to share the remote control. It's all fun and games until someone accidentally changes the channel during a crucial moment in the show.
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Settling down is a lot like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded lot. You circle around, you get frustrated, and sometimes you just end up parallel parked in a questionable space, hoping for the best.
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