bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the wong go to therapy? It had too many issues with its wrapper!
0
0
I told my friend a joke about wongs, but it was too corny. He said, 'You really need to raise the wong bar!
0
0
Why did the wong break up with the noodle? It was tired of being in a tight relationship!
Wongs Away
0
0
You ever notice how people mispronounce things? I was at this Chinese restaurant, and the waiter was listing the specials. He goes, Today we have sweet and sour chicken, beef with broccoli, and wongs. I was like, Wait, did you just say 'wongs'? Is that some exotic dish or did you just have a slip of the tongue? I didn't know if I was ordering food or getting relationship advice.
Wongs of Fortune
0
0
You ever play that game where you add in bed to fortune cookie messages? Well, I got one that said, Your luck will change soon. So I added in bed. Now it sounds like I'm giving romantic advice to my fortune cookie. Hey, wongs of fortune say you're gonna get lucky soon, buddy!
Wongs of Wisdom
0
0
I tried to impress my date with my knowledge of foreign languages. I told her I knew how to say wisdom in Chinese. She looked intrigued, so I confidently said, It's 'wongs.' Turns out, it's not. Now she thinks I'm the wise guy who doesn't know his wongs from his wisdom.
Wongs in the Workplace
0
0
I overheard my boss talking about a new project called Wongs. I thought it was some secret, high-level business strategy. Turns out, he was just discussing the new office ping pong table. Now I'm confused, are we working on projects or just perfecting our wong-pong skills?
Wongs, Riddles, and Mysteries
0
0
I met a fortune teller who claimed to predict the future using wongs. I asked, What do you see in my future? She said, I see wongs. Well, that's helpful! Now I'm stuck wondering if I'm destined for wealth or just a lifetime of linguistic confusion.
Lost in Wongs-lation
0
0
I recently went to a foreign country, and I tried to use the local language. I thought I was saying hello to people, but turns out I was just walking around saying wongs to everyone. No wonder they were giving me weird looks. I guess wongs is the universal language for confusion.
Wongs Turn
0
0
I was at a party, and they had a game of charades going on. I was given the word wongs. I started doing this elaborate dance, thinking I was nailing it. Turns out, the word was wrongs, and now everyone thinks I'm a terrible dancer who can't spell.
Wongs and Responsibilities
0
0
My friend asked me if I'm responsible. I told him, Of course! I handle my wongs very responsibly. Now, he thinks I'm some kind of financial advisor for a mysterious currency called wongs. Maybe I should start investing in wongs – sounds like a profitable business.
Wongs for President
0
0
I heard there's a new political party in town – the Wongs Party. Their slogan is, Vote for a change, vote for wongs! I'm not sure if they're promising a better future or just a really confusing one. Maybe their campaign strategy is to keep everyone guessing.
Post a Comment