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Why did the white shoe apply for a job? It wanted to step into a new career!
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I bought a pair of white shoes, but they were too tight. Now I know what they mean by 'shoe horn'!
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What did the white shoe say to the sneaker? 'You've got some big shoes to fill!
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What did one white shoe say to the other during an argument? 'Let's heel and toe our way out of this!
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White shoes are like relationships - they look amazing in the beginning, but sooner or later, someone steps on them, and you're left wondering why you even bothered.
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White shoes are like a blank canvas, and life is the artist. Spoiler alert: life's favorite color is mud.
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Those white shoes are like my dreams - pristine and untouched, until I take one step outside and reality turns them into a muddy mess.
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I bought a pair of white shoes thinking I'd look classy, but now I just look like I have a personal sponsorship deal with pigeons.
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My friend told me white shoes are a fashion statement. Yeah, a statement that says, 'I have a cleaning lady who's way better at her job than I am.'
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I tried the whole 'white shoe' thing, but they were so high-maintenance, I felt like I adopted a pair of shoes instead of buying them. 'Feed them only premium shoe polish and take them for walks in the park.'
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Wearing white shoes is a bold statement, like saying, 'I'm confident I won't spill coffee on myself.' Spoiler alert: confidence level - shattered.
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I saw a guy wearing white shoes in a nightclub. Dude, do you know how many people have spilled drinks on that dance floor? It's like he's on a quest to find every liquid known to man.
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I tried to impress someone by wearing white shoes to a picnic. Let's just say ants are not fashion enthusiasts, and I ended up with an army marching on my shoes. Turns out, they were rebels against fashion faux pas.
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