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The Menu Expert Waiter
Dealing with a waiter who knows the menu too well.
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I asked the waiter about the soup of the day, and he went on for so long, I aged a year. 'It's a velvety elixir of celestial roots with an essence of timeless herbs.' I thought I ordered soup, not a potion from Harry Potter.
The Forgetful Waiter
Dealing with a waiter who forgets everything.
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The waiter forgot my order, so I had to play food detective. 'Was it the steak with a side of irony?' I felt like I was in a mystery novel, trying to solve the case of the missing dinner.
The Invisible Waiter
When the waiter is nowhere to be found when you need them.
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The waiter was so elusive; I considered hiring a detective to find him. I was contemplating leaving a trail of breadcrumbs leading to my table, thinking maybe that would lure him out of hiding.
The Overly Casual Waiter
Dealing with a waiter who's just a bit too laid back.
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I asked the waiter if they had gluten-free options, and he said, 'Sure, just close your eyes, and everything becomes gluten-free.' I appreciate the zen approach, but I also want to keep my digestive system in check.
The Overly Attentive Waiter
When the waiter is just too eager to help.
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You know your waiter is too attentive when you're halfway through a conversation, and he interrupts with, 'Are you enjoying the atmosphere?' I'm like, 'Dude, I was enjoying it until you started interrupting my enjoyment.'
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