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I wonder if undertakers ever have a "bring your work home" day. Like, imagine them practicing embalming techniques on a turkey for Thanksgiving. Talk about a holiday surprise!
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Do you think undertakers have an office pool for guessing how someone will pass away? Like, "I've got five bucks on 'accidentally eaten by piranhas' this week.
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I bet undertakers have a killer sense of humor, pun intended. I mean, they deal with death every day; they've got to find some way to lighten the mood.
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I heard the undertaker just got a new business venture – a combination funeral home and bakery. Because nothing says "celebration of life" like a funeral-themed cake.
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I was at a funeral the other day, and the undertaker was so serious about his job that even the hearse had a "No U-Turn" sign on it. I guess there's no going back when you're on your final journey.
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I think being an undertaker must be the only job where your clients never complain about the service. It's like the ultimate "Rest in Peace" Yelp review.
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You ever notice how the undertaker is the only person who can make a living out of dead ends? I mean, he's the ultimate one-way street specialist.
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Undertakers are the real unsung heroes of the business world. They're the only ones who can say, "I'm buried in work," and actually mean it.
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You know you've made it as an undertaker when people start saying, "I want the guy who buried Larry. He really knew how to make a grave look good.
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