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The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing there's a secret society controlling the popularity of ring styles
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Ever notice how engagement rings get bigger every year? I bet there's a secret handbook for significant others that says, 'If the ring isn't visible from space, she won't say yes.' It's all a plot, I tell you!
The Overzealous Jewelry Salesperson
Trying to convince someone to buy an extravagant ring
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The salesperson was so insistent, saying, 'This ring is an investment.' I replied, 'Well, if I wear it long enough, it better appreciate like my stock in pizza.'
The Clueless Boyfriend
Attempting to choose the right ring for his girlfriend
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I finally find a ring I think she'd like, and the salesperson says, 'It's a three-month salary investment.' I said, 'Three months? I was thinking more like three Netflix subscriptions.'
The Frugal Shopper
Trying to find an affordable ring without compromising quality
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I asked the salesperson if they had any discounts. He says, 'Well, this one has a small scratch; we can give you 10% off.' I'm like, 'Perfect! I'll just tell my girlfriend it's a unique feature.'
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