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Joke Types
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Why did the patty apply for a job? It wanted to get grilled in the workplace!
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I tried to make a patty joke, but it was a bit rare. Well-done jokes are hard to cook up!
Patty's Driving Skills
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Patty just got her driver's license. I rode shotgun with her, and let me tell you, her turns are so sharp, even GPS was like, I'm sorry, I can't help you with this mess!
Patty's Pet Dilemma
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Patty got a pet fish. She named it Fluffy. I said, Patty, fish don't have fur, and they certainly don't need names like Fluffy! She replied, Well, I thought it was a goldfish...turns out it's just a regular one.
Patty's DIY Projects
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Patty's into DIY projects now. She tried making her own furniture. I visited her house, and her couch looked like it had been attacked by a swarm of angry beavers. I've never been so afraid to sit down in my life.
Patty's Cooking Adventure
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You know, my friend Patty decided to become a chef. Let me tell you, her cooking is so bad that even the smoke alarm cheers when it finally goes off!
Patty's Gardening Skills
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Patty told me she's taken up gardening. I asked her what she's growing, and she said, mostly weeds. I guess she's cultivating a garden of disappointment.
Patty's Workout Routine
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Patty said she's into fitness now. I saw her at the gym the other day, and by at the gym, I mean she was sitting in the parking lot, eating a donut while watching people go in. That's my kind of workout!
Patty's Technology Struggles
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Patty's not tech-savvy. She called me the other day and said her computer had a virus. I asked her what kind of virus, and she said, I don't know, it just keeps sneezing and won't stop!
Patty's Dating Strategy
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Patty's trying online dating. Her profile says she's looking for someone with a good sense of humor. I thought, Well, that's ironic, considering her idea of a joke is her attempt at cooking!
Patty's Financial Wisdom
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Patty told me she's investing in stocks. I said, That's great! What did you buy? She replied, Chicken stock. It was on sale, and I thought, why not?
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