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How do monks stay in touch with the world? They have a prayer connection!
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What do you call a monk who is a stand-up comedian? A monk-ologue performer!
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Why did the monk start a gardening business? Because he had a green thumb!
Monk Gym Routine
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I bet monks have a unique workout routine, right? Instead of hitting the gym, they probably have a 'monkercise' regimen. I tried it once: lifting ancient scriptures and doing yoga poses older than my ancestors. Let's just say my muscles weren’t the only things feeling stretched.
Monk's Night Out
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Imagine a monk at a nightclub. You know, surrounded by loud music, flashing lights, and people trying to buy them drinks. I bet they'd be the ones sitting in the corner, sipping herbal tea, contemplating the impermanence of it all while everyone else is twerking to the latest tunes.
Monk's Tech Support
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Do you think monks have tech support? Like, do they have a hotline to reach out to the heavens when their incense burner stops working? I can already imagine them calling, Hello, celestial service? My eternal tranquility has encountered an error. And God’s just there like, Have you tried turning Nirvana off and on again?
Monk's Cookbook
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You ever wonder what monks eat? I mean, are they secretly whipping up some killer recipes in their monasteries? Or is it all just variations of 'Plain Rice: The Eternal Meal'? I'm starting to think their culinary skills might be limited to making 'Enlightenment Stew' – just a fancy name for boiled water.
Monk's Dating Life
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Ever thought about a monk's dating profile? Looking for someone who shares my passion for silence and tranquility. Must enjoy long walks... with no talking. I mean, the only swiping they do is turning pages!
Monk Meditation Woes
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They say meditation is key to inner peace, right? Well, I tried it. Sat cross-legged, closed my eyes, attempted to clear my mind. But somehow, during my 'zen' moment, all I could think about was the pizza waiting for me in the fridge. I guess I'm more 'monk in theory' than 'monk in practice.
Monk vs. Technology
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Monks are like the OG minimalists, right? I tried to emulate that and declutter my life, but then I realized my clutter is all digital. I mean, how am I supposed to achieve inner peace when my inbox looks like a monk's worst nightmare?
Monk Business
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You know, I was thinking of becoming a monk once. But then I realized, giving up all my possessions and living a life of austerity just doesn't pair well with my shoe addiction. Can you imagine a monk in Nikes? Just Zen It, they'd say.
Monk Fashion Sense
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Ever notice how monks have that simple yet chic look? I tried rocking the monk aesthetic once, you know, with the robes and the shaved head. Let's just say, people were more concerned about my career change than my fashion sense.
Monk in the Modern World
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Have you seen those monks? Always serene and calm, living a life of tranquility. Meanwhile, I'm over here stressing because my phone died while I was in the middle of an important game of Candy Crush. I need the patience of a monk just to handle a buffering video!
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