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What's a jelly bean's favorite dessert? Anything with a lot of jelly-icious layers!
Jelly Bean Predictions
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I believe you can predict the future with jelly beans. You just have to carefully analyze the colors and flavors in your palm. If you've got a disproportionate amount of blue raspberry, it's probably going to rain tomorrow. And if you see too many orange ones, brace yourself for a traffic jam – it's the candy oracle at work.
The Great Jelly Bean Conspiracy
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You know, I recently discovered that jelly beans are like the secret agents of the candy world. I mean, they come in all these different colors, and you never know what flavor you're gonna get. It's like a surprise mission every time you reach into the bag. I call it Operation Sugar Rush.
Jelly Bean Psychology
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Have you ever noticed that picking jelly beans is a lot like making life decisions? You start with good intentions, thinking you'll stick to the fruity ones, but before you know it, you're knee-deep in licorice-flavored regret. Life's just a bag of jelly beans, and sometimes you accidentally grab the coffee-flavored ones.
Jelly Bean Parenting
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I tried to teach my kid about responsibility by giving them a bag of jelly beans. I said, You can have one every hour, but you have to make them last all day. An hour later, they were on a sugar high that made Willy Wonka look like a caffeine-free monk. Parenting fail brought to you by the magic of jelly beans.
Jelly Bean Philosophy
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I think jelly beans are the philosophers of the candy world. They've got all these deep questions, like, Is it better to be a sweet watermelon or a tangy green apple? And don't even get me started on the existential crisis of the black licorice bean – it's the rebel without a cause of the candy jar.
Jelly Bean Discrimination
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Why is it that no one ever wants the black jelly beans? It's like they're the outcasts of the candy community. I feel bad for them. I mean, we're all about equality, but when it comes to jelly beans, it's like, Sorry, black jelly bean, you can't sit with us.
Jelly Bean Relationships
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Relationships are a lot like sharing a bag of jelly beans. At first, everything's sweet and exciting, but then you realize your partner's idea of a good time is stealing all the red ones. That's when you know it's time for a candy divorce.
Jelly Bean Wars
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Have you ever been in a jelly bean war? You know, when you and your friends start launching them at each other like tiny, sugary projectiles. It's all fun and games until someone gets hit with a licorice bean – then it's officially a war crime.
Jelly Bean Dilemma
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I have a love-hate relationship with jelly beans. On one hand, they're delicious little bursts of joy. On the other hand, they're like the glitter of the candy world – you think you've cleaned up all the mess, but two days later, you find one stuck to the bottom of your sock.
Jelly Bean Wisdom
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Jelly beans have a lot to teach us about life. For instance, always be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know when you'll bite into a supposedly innocent-looking jelly bean and discover it's secretly filled with jalapeño flavor. Life's spicy, my friends.
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