5 Jokes For Ides

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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The Overthinker

Overanalyzing even the simplest decisions
My brain has more tabs open than my browser. I'm simultaneously worrying about what to wear, what to say, and whether pigeons have existential crises. It's a real ide-storm up there.

The Tech-Challenged

Constantly struggling with modern technology
They say there are two types of people: those who get technology, and me. I belong to the subgroup called "Technologically Challenged Ide-ots.

The Health Nut

Obsessing over every health trend and fad
I'm so into wellness that I bought a fitness tracker. Turns out, it tracked my steps to the fridge more accurately than my actual workout. It's a "health-ide" journey, you know?

The Procrastinator

Putting things off until the last possible moment
Procrastination is a sport, and I'm training for the Olympics. I've mastered the art of doing nothing at the speed of light. Call it the "ide-lay" shuffle.

The Forgetful Friend

Always forgetting important dates and events
My friends call me the human sieve. I don't forget things; I just temporarily misplace them in the vast black hole that is my memory. It's like my brain has an "Ide" filter, and important stuff just slips through.

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