5 Jokes For Hocus

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 09 2025

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The Skeptical Spectator

Not buying into the magic tricks
I watched a magician make a rabbit disappear. I thought, "That's impressive," until I realized the rabbit was his landlord asking for rent!

The Enthusiastic Fan

Unabashedly excited about every magic performance
I'm such a fan of magic that I tried doing a trick with my dog. I said, "Presto!" and she gave me a look that said, "Please, just give me the treat already!

The Magician's Apprentice

Wanting to impress the master but constantly messing up
What did the magician's apprentice say when their trick failed? "I guess I need to work on my abracadabra-dabra!

The Mischievous Assistant

Temptation to mess with the magician during the act
The magician's assistant accidentally dropped the wand during the act. They said, "Oops, wrong hocus-drop!

The Magic Critic

Finding fault in every magic performance
I saw a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat. I thought, "That's classic." Then the rabbit pulled out a magician and said, "Now that's revolutionary!

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