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Hershey's commercials make it seem like breaking off a piece of chocolate is the most elegant thing ever. In reality, I'm in my kitchen, trying to break off a square, and it catapults across the room like I'm participating in a chocolate Olympics javelin throw.
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Hershey's chocolate is the only thing that can bring people together. Have you ever seen someone frowning while eating a Hershey's bar? It's like an unwritten rule – if you're holding one, you're automatically inducted into the "Chocoholics Anonymous, Unite!" club.
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Hershey's chocolate is the only thing that can make me question my math skills. I mean, who decided that breaking a bar into pieces and adding almonds somehow equals a serving size? It's like they're testing our arithmetic under the influence of cocoa.
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You ever notice how Hershey's chocolate is like the ultimate relationship test? You give someone a Hershey's bar, and if they break it apart without sharing, well, that's a red flag. That's not a life partner; that's a chocolate hog.
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Hershey's really knows how to mess with your emotions. The foil on a chocolate bar is so loud that opening it in the middle of the night is like broadcasting to the entire house, "Guess who's having a clandestine chocolate rendezvous?
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Hershey's has these miniature versions of their bars called "fun-sized." Fun-sized? What's so fun about getting less chocolate? If they named it accurately, it would be called "Tease-sized" or "Disappointment-packed.
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Hershey's syrup is like a magician's tool in the kitchen. You start with a glass of milk, add a swirl of Hershey's syrup, and voilà – you've transformed a basic beverage into a chocolatey masterpiece. It's the Hogwarts of the dessert world.
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Hershey's cookies and cream bars make me question my commitment issues. It's like a commitment to white chocolate and regular chocolate all in one. I can't even commit to a movie genre; how am I supposed to commit to a candy bar?
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Hershey's kisses are adorable, but have you ever tried to unwrap one silently? It's like a secret mission. You need the dexterity of a ninja and the patience of a saint. If you succeed, you feel like you've outsmarted the candy gods.
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