5 Jokes For Headstone

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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The Paranormal Investigator

Struggling to find a real ghost in a sea of fake ghost stories
The scariest thing I've encountered on a ghost hunt? Student loans haunting me after spending years studying paranormal activity. Who's the real ghost here?

The Forgetful Ghost

Can't remember why they became a ghost in the first place
I haunt a library now because I heard it's a great place to find ghostwriters. Unfortunately, I always forget why I'm there.

The Headstone Salesperson

Marketing headstones as a lifetime investment
Trying to convince someone to buy a headstone is like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo. The only difference is, my product is a bit more chilling.

The Ghost

Struggling to be taken seriously in the afterlife
I tried haunting a bookstore once. Turns out, ghosts and self-help sections don't mix. Now I'm stuck with "How to Cross Over for Dummies.

The Grave Digger

Trying to stay upbeat despite a gloomy profession
The hardest part about being a grave digger is convincing people that you're not a "down-to-earth" person.

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