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German alarm clocks must be the most effective invention. They not only wake you up but also provide a detailed agenda for the day ahead.
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I went to a German restaurant, and I swear the waiter brought my order so fast; I didn't even have time to decide if I was hungry or not.
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I asked my German friend if they ever have lazy Sundays, you know, just lounging around. They said, "Oh, you mean our highly structured relaxation day with a timetable for naps and snacks?
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Germans are so efficient that when they invented the word "procrastination," they probably planned it for years before actually using it in a sentence.
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Ever been in a German traffic jam? It's not chaotic; it's like a synchronized dance of cars, merging lanes with the precision of a Formula 1 pit stop.
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Germans have mastered the art of grocery shopping. They approach the supermarket like a military operation – precise, strategic, and leaving no aisle unexplored.
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I complimented a German on their time management skills, and they replied, "Oh, it's nothing. I've been planning this conversation since last Tuesday.
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At a German party, when they say it starts at 8 PM, they mean the first guest arrives at 8 PM, and by 8:05 PM, everyone is already discussing the intricacies of quantum physics.
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You know you're dealing with German efficiency when you ask for directions, and they not only tell you how to get there but also provide a detailed timeline with estimated bathroom breaks.
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