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I told my genderfluid friend they should write a book. They said, 'I'm already working on the sequel – it's a whole new chapter!
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Why did the genderfluid person become a chef? Because they like to mix things up in the kitchen!
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I told my genderfluid friend a joke about binary code. They said it was a bit too binary for their taste!
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I asked my genderfluid friend if they wanted to go camping. They said, 'Sure, as long as I can pitch my tent in a gender-neutral zone!
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I tried to organize a surprise party for my genderfluid friend, but they already knew – they felt it in the air!
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I told my genderfluid friend they should become a weather forecaster. They said, 'I already know which way the wind of change is blowing!
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I asked my genderfluid friend if they wanted to play chess. They said, 'Sure, but I might switch sides halfway through!
Genderfluid Breakups – It's Not Me, It's Quantum Entanglement
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Breaking up with a genderfluid person is like trying to understand quantum entanglement. We're connected, but I have no idea where they are in the emotional space-time continuum. It's not you; it's the uncertainty principle of relationships. I just need a bit more clarity and a lot less quantum drama.
Genderfluid Parenting – Where Bedtime Stories Have Plot Twists
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Being a genderfluid parent is like narrating bedtime stories with unpredictable plot twists. Once upon a time, there was a knight in shining armor who, halfway through the story, decided they'd rather be a wizard. It's a literary adventure where happily ever after is just another chapter away.
Genderfluid Fashion – Where Changing Rooms Need Mood Lighting
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Have you ever shopped with someone who's genderfluid? It's like entering a fashion store with built-in mood lighting because you never know when they'll have a dark and mysterious phase versus a bright and bubbly one. I'm just waiting for them to install a runway in the changing room for the grand reveal.
Genderfluidity at the Buffet – A Feast of Identity
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I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet with my genderfluid friend, and it was a culinary journey of self-discovery. One minute they're piling up sushi, and the next, it's spaghetti and meatballs. It's like their plate is a canvas, and the buffet is their palette of identity. I'm just here for the flavor explosion.
Genderfluid Job Interviews – Dress for Success, Confuse for Progress
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Imagine going for a job interview with a genderfluid HR manager. Dressing for success suddenly turns into a guessing game of What career am I feeling today? It's not about qualifications anymore; it's about convincing them that your resume aligns with their professional aura, whatever that means.
I Tried Being Genderfluid Once, Got Stuck in Traffic
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I thought I'd give genderfluidity a shot, you know, be open-minded. But I quickly realized it's more confusing than rush hour traffic. One day I felt like a sports car speeding through life, and the next day I was stuck in a minivan of self-doubt, wondering if I should take the next exit to self-discovery.
Genderfluid – Turning Wardrobes into Quantum Physics Labs
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I was helping my genderfluid friend organize their closet, and I swear, it's like tackling a quantum physics problem. Every outfit exists in a state of uncertainty until observed, and the act of looking inside is the fashion equivalent of Schrödinger's cat. Will it be a suit or a tutu? Open the closet door, and let the fashion uncertainty unfold.
Genderfluid, More Like Gender-Confused GPS
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You know, I was talking to my friend who identifies as genderfluid the other day. I swear, trying to keep up with their pronouns is like navigating through a city without GPS. One minute it's turn left, and the next it's recalculating. I'm just waiting for Siri to jump in and say, In 500 feet, make a U-turn and ask your friend what they feel like today.
Genderfluidity and the Quest for the Perfect Emoji
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Trying to text my genderfluid friend is an adventure in emoji usage. It's like playing a game of charades through text messages. Is it the smiley face, the sad face, or the one with the monocle? It's a constant quest to find the perfect emoji that captures their ever-changing emotional landscape.
Dating a Genderfluid Person – the Ultimate Surprise Party
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I tried dating someone who identifies as genderfluid. It's like attending a surprise party every day. You wake up, and it's, Ta-da! I'm feeling like a superhero today! I'm just waiting for them to jump out of the closet with a cape and mask, shouting, Guess who I am now?
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