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What did one ebony tree say to the other during a storm? 'Wood you look at those clouds!
Online Shopping Regrets
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I ordered an ebony desk online, and when it arrived, it looked like they sent me a portal to another dimension. I can't find my keys half the time because they're lost in the abyss that is my desk. It's like Narnia, but with more unpaid bills.
Shades of Ebony
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You ever notice how they have fifty shades of gray, but when it comes to describing furniture, it's always just ebony? I mean, come on, my furniture is not auditioning for a role in a mysterious romance novel!
Ebony Fashion Faux Pas
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I tried to impress a date by dressing entirely in ebony. Turns out, it's not a good look when your outfit matches the restaurant's furniture so well that the waiter almost served me as the daily special. I guess next time, I'll go for a more diverse wardrobe – maybe throw in a little beige for variety.
The Ebony Conspiracy
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I think my cat is part of an ebony conspiracy. Every time I leave the room, I come back to find her strategically shedding on all my black clothes. It's like she's trying to camouflage herself, plotting some feline secret mission.
Ebony in Space
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NASA recently announced they found a new planet entirely made of ebony. I'm just waiting for them to start advertising real estate. Imagine having an ebony-themed bedroom with a view of the cosmos – it's the ultimate way to feel both grounded and out of this world.
Haunted by Ebony
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I bought a haunted house recently, and the ghost refuses to leave. I tried everything, even redecorating with all ebony furniture, thinking it might scare the ghost away. Turns out, the ghost has great taste – now we're just haunting the house together, judging interior design choices.
Ebony Anonymous
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I joined a support group for people addicted to buying ebony furniture. It's called EA – Ebony Anonymous. We sit in a circle, sharing stories of how we went to buy a lamp and came back with an entire set of black leather sofas. It's a struggle, but at least we're in it together.
Ebony in the Wild
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I saw a documentary about wildlife, and they were talking about how animals use camouflage to blend in. Made me think – if animals lived in my house, they'd have to be ebony-colored to survive. Can you imagine a zebra trying to hide in my living room?
Ebony vs. Ivory
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They say life is all about balance, like ebony and ivory. But have you ever tried balancing those two in your home decor? It's like trying to find harmony in a room while the furniture is having a perpetual disagreement. My living room looks like a black-and-white civil war.
The Ebony Diet
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I decided to go on an ebony diet – only eating food that matches my furniture. Let me tell you, it's tough finding black spaghetti, black bananas, and black ice cream. My taste buds are in therapy, and my Instagram is now just a series of monochromatic meals.
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