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Dam fish must be the original architects. I can barely decide where to hang a picture, and these guys are out there constructing underwater condos.
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You ever feel like dam fish are judging you? I mean, they're out there, silently building their dams, and I can't even commit to a Netflix show without checking reviews.
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You know you're getting older when you start relating to dam fish. They're just trying to build a stable home, and I'm over here excited about finding matching Tupperware lids.
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You ever notice how dam fish are the overachievers of the aquatic world? I mean, they're literally swimming against the current, building their own homes. Meanwhile, I struggle to put together IKEA furniture without flooding my living room.
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I tried to build a dam in my bathtub once. Let's just say, my rubber duck wasn't impressed, and my landlord had a lot of questions.
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Dam fish are like the real estate moguls of the riverbank. They've got waterfront property, built-in security systems, and probably a better credit score than me.
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I think dam fish are onto something with their dam-building skills. Maybe they should host a workshop for humans. We could use some lessons on how to keep our lives from flooding with chaos.
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I asked a dam fish for advice on improving my life. It said, "Just go with the flow." So, here I am, still trying to figure out how to swim upstream in rush hour traffic.
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I was watching a documentary about dam fish the other day. They build these impressive structures, and all I could think was, "My apartment leaks when it rains. Maybe I need to hire some fish contractors.
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