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The Literal Crosswalker
Taking the term "crosswalk" very seriously
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The crosswalk is like a runway for pedestrians. I like to imagine I'm a supermodel, strutting my stuff to the rhythm of honking horns.
The Street Performer
Turning the street into their own stage
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I tried breakdancing while crossing the street. The police officer said, "Sir, that's not what we mean by 'bust a move.'
The Jaywalker
Trying to make it to the other side without getting caught
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The chicken crossed the road, the duck used the crosswalk, and the jaywalker? He's still contemplating the meaning of life on the sidewalk.
The Overly Cautious Pedestrian
Fearing every car is secretly out to get them
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The crosswalk signal said, "Walk," but my overly cautious friend insisted on a notarized letter from each passing driver confirming their good intentions.
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